Royal Crown Revue - Friday The 13th

Текст песни Friday The 13th

It was a fine left coast morning
And I found myself planted outside
The Cap ′N′ Cork
Tipping back the hops
In order to calm my dancing hands
You see I usually don′t play
The tied-up watchdog routine
Looking up and down the street
But this is the corner
Joey A., my car and I
Were supposed to meet

You see Joey The Amateur and I
Were out clinkin′ glasses last night
When I got three sheets to an ill wind
Myself being in possession
Of a fine Double 5 Lincoln convert
Joey offered to skip me back to the crib
I awoke to a barren driveway
And a neighbor started to chide
";Joey dumped you off,
And he′s got your ride!";

Black cats, they don′t bother me
I smile in bad company
And I′m cool as the day is long
But takin′ my car, daddy
That′s dead wrong

It was now 11:22
And up scuffles Benny The Shoe
A real hot air merchant from way back
I inquired about Joey A.
And my superfine Lincoln
Then Mr. B.S. beat his gums
And testified to me,
";Joe′s washing the short,
Changing da oil
He′ll be here by three.";

So the little hand hits three
And who should appear
But a Cuban cat named Geronimo
An upstanding cat
In the textile business

He said, ";Joey knocked over a racketman
And is laying low for a few,
But in your trunk he left you some treasure
A pint of rye and a case of Slim Jim′s
For your masticating pleasure

Now ten p.m. finds me
Hot as a hophead′s zippo
When Rosie appears
On her financially motivated